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Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Which Wife has the Toni*

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(Sharia, coming to a zip code near you. If the Archbishop of Canterbury's logic prevails.)

Excruciatingly obnoxious foray into bad camel jockey "music." ♫ If I was interrogating those so-and-sos down in Gitmo, this is what they would have heard 24/7/365. Norriega had it easy.

*Okay, I'm dating myself. Deal with it.

8 comments:

DigiHairshirt said...

But, Karen, cactus is our friend. He'll point out the way . . .

I can see this guy looking at the picture years from now. "That is Fatima, second from right . . . no, wait, I think it's Aisha . . . yes, that's right, she always had that unibrow look going . . . or was that Yasmin on a bad day?"

gemoftheocean said...

"Smile, girls"

I almost feel sorry for them. Women in those societies should have done a few bobbetectomies back in Mohammed's day, that would have cut that **** out.

Karen

swissmiss said...

Mercifully, depending on how you look at it, I was a child of the 80s. This 70s stuff is mind-numbing...might defeat the purpose of interrogation. But, on the other hand, it would also render these bad actors incapable of doing more than trying to find a big striped tie to go with the plaid pant suit.

gemoftheocean said...

Swiss - be grateful you did not live through the 70s music when it was happening....just for sick pleasure I played a lot of the other cuts that were on the 10 CD set I pull "Midnight at the Oasis" from. No wonder people ingested massive quantities of drugs. It was not a decade of musical highlights. More like all world awful. From Beatles to disco. ACK. [one of the songs was "disco duck"_)

Believe me I'd have those guys in Gitmo listening to that 10 CD set 24/7. Within two hours they'd be begging "can't you just put pink panties on our heads and make us strip and get in a dogpile? It's more humane, BTW, I'll tell you where the pirate gold is hidden too."

I thought the US psyops guys were geniuses for blasting the papal nuncio's house in Panama with Cindy Lauper or whatever it was. The nuncio was about ready to personally toss out Manuel himself!

I saw some news item yesterday where in some places they blast out a dog-whistle type thing that tends to hurt the ears of younger people (older people lose the "upper range" past age 20 so they don't hear it. my thought was why blast the local 7/11 with dog whistle stuff. "Elvira" played 24/7 piped into the parking lot will pretty much keep the teens from hanging out and smoking cigarettes.


Karen

Mrs Jackie Parkes MJ said...

Love it Karen!

Tara said...

Well, it does have it's advantages--when you get grey hair--no one notices--having a bad hair day--no one notices--trade sex night with wife number two--no one notices.

gemoftheocean said...

Tara, you have some points there. What better place to hide from the long arm of the law too.

My favorite where when some of these al-Qaeda toads were caught masquerading as women.

Tara said...

Well, I have seen a few for real and sometimes you wonder are they male or female--they make me a bit uncomfortable.

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