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Friday, February 22, 2008

Annual Liturgist Convention Meets

What's the difference between a liturgist and a terrorist?


You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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5 comments:

ArchAngel's Advocate said...

What is the difference between a music director & a liturgist? The ltiurgist usually knows he/she isn't a music director

WhiteStoneNameSeeker said...

Like mosquitos, I can't quite see why God made them...or did He?

Esther said...

Karen, today at our EMHC meeting I was instructed to find out more info on a liturgy convention. Where can I find out more details? If it is as bad as I think it is I may conveniently forget to do so...
BTW, you can email me privately if you prefer.

gemoftheocean said...

Well, it could be something like a simple ulterior motive...like someone looking for a trip to Hall-A and Disneyland. Go to the "conference" pick up the BS and boogie over to the Mouse. This is not a bad idea. :^D [said as someone who "bailed" on an Anaheim convention after lunch.]

At anything where people wear name tags, I tend not to....sometimes I'm tempted to ask women (not from the IBT commmittee) "what do you call the other one?" I haven't yet, but so help me I will if they get officious.

At the worst...you could always suggest a trip to Rome to look at how they do things at the Vatican. :-D That's what I'd do.

Or you can always "forget."

Or you can be blunt and say: "WTF do you want to go to a 'liturgy' meeting for....we're here to help give out Communion and make sure no one waltzes away with it...btw, if you turkeys don't start cleaning your thumb and forefinger correctly I'm going to complain to the Vatican...how many times to I have to tell you?"

Those would be my choices!

There's a certain "liturgist" in our diocese who probably still has daymares about me, over the wreckovation suggestions he had for our church about 10 years back when we were doing some needed "earthquake survivability" work. (Much needed, btw, we will be able to take a much bigger hit, if need be, then we would have been able...since our church was built even pre 1933.] We listened very politely, then I stood up and pulled the pin on the handgrenade and threw it. Then everyone else piled on and told him where to go.

Joe of St. Thérèse said...

hahahaha, yeah, and the Spiritual damage caused by them is also in the millions.

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