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Tuesday, October 21, 2008

How Republican Are You?

You Are 88% Republican
You are a card carrying Republican, and a pretty far right one at that!
There's no chance anyone would ever mistake you for a Democrat.


I'd have scored higher, but I have issues with "soccer moms" on the grounds that they shouldn't let their kid play such a wussy sport. People give "brush contact" with each other and they fall down like crying fairies. No wonder people can't suck it up - wusses. Girls field hockey has a lot more contact and less histronics. I also have an issue with Walmart: Stop selling cheap Chinese crap made by slave labor.

On the How democrat are you, I scored ZERO percent. No surprise.

You Are 0% Democrat
If you have anything in common with the Democrat party, it's by sheer chance.
You're a staunch conservative, and nothing is going to change that!

4 comments:

Tara said...

About the soccer moms--LOL!

gemoftheocean said...

Now HOCKEY moms...BASEBALL moms, honest-to-God smashmouth AMERICAN football moms, RUGBY moms -- A-OKAY moms....

I confess to thinking that I might be 1% demo leaning. Tim Gunn of Project Runway IS "faaaaabulous!!!!"

The Cellarer said...

I'm assuming you have a problem with the death penalty as well...

gemoftheocean said...

cellarer, despite the lies told by the US Bishops Catholics have a perfect right to opt for applying the death penalty in some cases. Says so in the catechism.
Check it out sometime.

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