"I TOLD you to put rails on the hot tub -- Ganswein"
"Ha-ha, just like when you were a kid, ya big klutz! - Georg"
"I suppose we're going to have to hand feed you bratwurst now - in your dreams! -- Sister Scholastica"
"Dude!!! What up? Fr. Z."
"Better to bust your wrist than your keister! - Marini"
"I said you were INfallible, not UNFALLABLE. Sheesh! -- J.C."