Saturday, November 24, 2007
Get it Right this Year
Okay, listen up: I'm only going to go over this with you once more. It's early. There's plenty of time to get the right elf crew on this. For the last time: A PONY. A brown and white pony. I don't need no stinkin' butt ugly dolls coming my way from a certain relative, who shall go nameless.
If you have to contract the work out, use a reliable supplier this year. In other words, don't use dad's mom, like you did last year.
A PONY. (ONE) Brown and White. Not White. Not Brown. Brown and White. And a cowgirl outfit to go along with that pony would be keen too. And make sure there's lots of fringe on the outfit. I gotta hot date lined up for New Year's Eve.
And please. No more black and white checked leggings. They are so "last year." Dior wouldn't be caught dead in them.