Me: Maggie, these nice people at Washington Mutual would like you to remain outside.
Maggie: What? You're going to leave me in a hot car? Leave the cell phone, I'm calling the ASPCA.
Me: Well, would you mind putting on a harness and making like Rin-Tin-Tin?
Maggie: You don't even pay me scale now.
Me: Are you going to be REALLY good this time? You're not going to drool all over the Assistant Manager are you?
Maggie: I do NOT drool over him, that guy is gorgeous. He gave me a squeaky toy last time.
Me: That was because you ate all the lollipops the time before last.
Maggie: Can I bite some people?
Me: NO!!!!! You almost got us thrown out last time....although I have to admit that man counting out $120 in pennies was asking for it.
Teller: What is this dog doing in here?
Me: I asked her to stay outside and she didn't want to. You must be new here.
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"I asked my spouse to wait in the car, but she refused." (And you wondered why I'm not married, LOL)
lol. I have tagged you for a meme. See my blog for details.
Good dog!
Having lived in Europe, I do not understand the American health officials insisting that it is unclean to have a dog in a public store or food establishment, especially when unwashed, misbehaved little urchins belonging to clueless parents are allowed to enter.
I've often said that my dog (who is dead now, alas) was as clean, if not cleaner than most of my neighbors.
Seriously, I think what messes it up is that *most* people train their dogs to interact well with people...but there's always the idiot with the mastiff that hasn't trained it not to hump people's legs. Once again the 1% wreck it for the 99%
It's not so much the humping, it's the big dogs that drool and shake their heads. Yetch!! Not any worse than kids sneezing and coughing on people I will agree!
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