I love this sign outside my bank.
Me: Maggie, these nice people at Washington Mutual would like you to remain outside.
Maggie: What? You're going to leave me in a hot car? Leave the cell phone, I'm calling the ASPCA.
Me: Well, would you mind putting on a harness and making like Rin-Tin-Tin?
Maggie: You don't even pay me scale now.
Me: Are you going to be REALLY good this time? You're not going to drool all over the Assistant Manager are you?
Maggie: I do NOT drool over him, that guy is gorgeous. He gave me a squeaky toy last time.
Me: That was because you ate all the lollipops the time before last.
Maggie: Can I bite some people?
Me: NO!!!!! You almost got us thrown out last time....although I have to admit that man counting out $120 in pennies was asking for it.
Teller: What is this dog doing in here?
Me: I asked her to stay outside and she didn't want to. You must be new here.