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Monday, March 31, 2008

HA Award to stupid priests

One would hope it should never be the case where a priest receives this award, Alas, not so. Rest assured it was not the Sainted Msgr. S., nor the pastor Emeritus, nor any supply priest. Draw your own conclusions.



Fortunately for same no one did waltz off with Communion in *my* line yesterday, because otherwise I'd have ripped not only their lungs out but the lungs of the party in question as well.

9 comments:

gemoftheocean said...

What, no comments? Oh, right...there's this one now....

la mamma said...

Okay, I'll bite. I'm glad I'm not your cat at the mo, though, Gem. I'd not like to look at you the wrong way then get flung out into the night. It's just as well you have this blog to give vent, otherwise... well who knows? Don't get me wrong, I do feel for you in your frustration and I hope your regular pastor returns ASAP. Maybe his replacements are making you appreciate him all the more? Hang on in there, girl, and no 'whoops, the thurible just slipped out of my hand and onto his head' in the meanwhile!!

la mamma said...

- oh and I've just tagged you, too.

ArchAngel's Advocate said...

How can they avoid waltzing? All them new folk hymns are either in 3/4 or 6/8 time, which are both waltz tempo.

Mac McLernon said...

Ha... I've just tagged you as well... hopefully for a different meme!

gemoftheocean said...

La Mamma, the problem is this IS the regular pastor who did it. The Sainted Msgr. S. is a retired priest who is a supply priest. Thurible? I was thinking along the lines of Maxwell's silver hammer. Cats and dogs and other dumb quadriped animals are safe...the bipeds in Holy Orders who are dumber than posts can sweat bullets. I would have given him a DOUBLE award for lying in the sanctuary saying the Sainted Fr. S. "Fractured" his leg, when I had the scoop directly from the Sainted one that "nothing is torn, fractured, broken" and he had just talked to the award recipient the previous day. So the recipient of the award is either getting Alzheimers, is incredibly stupid, or is a liar -- he's trying to retire him by lying about his condition.

AA: -- these bozos will find a way to waltz. Hot well.

And thanks for the tags.

Stephen said...

You want frustration? Take some of mine. I'm in the third day of a migraine, and I'm just about ready to set fire to something now (I'm able, this evening, to look at the computer finally thanks to the miracle of extra-strength paracetamol).

gemoftheocean said...

Oh, Stephen -- perfect solution. Go down to your local Catholic church and light a candle! :-D You can pray your migraine goes away, AND you can burn something at the same time.
TA-DA!!!!

a thorn in the pew said...

We have a fortunate situation in that all of our priests and back-ups are equally lovely. That has never been the case before(at my old parish). Hope things look up!

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