One would hope it should never be the case where a priest receives this award, Alas, not so. Rest assured it was not the Sainted Msgr. S., nor the pastor Emeritus, nor any supply priest. Draw your own conclusions.
Fortunately for same no one did waltz off with Communion in *my* line yesterday, because otherwise I'd have ripped not only their lungs out but the lungs of the party in question as well.