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Sunday, June 8, 2008

Do not miss Mac's Grand Tour


Mulier Fortis: "Open Day" With A Twist...

Who knew you could tour a crematorium? In the Time Share industry after such a tour they'd leave you with some parting gifts. It occurred to me ... what would you give?

Toaster?
Microwave?
George Forman Grill?
Potting Soil?
Others?
Bueller? Bueller?

"Partner ads"


H/T Mulier Fortis

11 comments:

Mac McLernon said...

ROTFL

Very witty, Karen. Do you think that "Anonymous" will (as a Catholic) be very offended by your post too?

;-D

gemoftheocean said...

I certainly hope so!

Stephen said...

The parting gift from a tour of a crematorium? An urn, obviously.

Kit Brookside said...

I've got it!

DUSTBUSTER!!!

(As Alf would say...."I kill me!")

LOL!!!

gemoftheocean said...

Kit and Stephen: LOL! And Kit, if the person wasn't particularly nice a "Dirt Devil" sans puppy.

Kit Brookside said...

Amen, Karen...still LMAO!

ArchAngel's Advocate said...

Don't you think the correct "departing" gift ought to be an ash-can?

RJW said...

I am completely offended that I didn't think of these comments first. I am completely ashamed of myself. The fact you are all so witty just burns me to a crisp! (Groan....)

Adrienne said...

Good ones, Gem.

Mac - Anon needs a sense of humor. The whole thing is hysterical.

Adrienne said...

Ok - my hubby thinks they should give oven mitts with the Crematorium's logo on the back...... what a sicko!

gemoftheocean said...

Oven Mitts!!!Yo...

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