Mulier Fortis: "Open Day" With A Twist...
Who knew you could tour a crematorium? In the Time Share industry after such a tour they'd leave you with some parting gifts. It occurred to me ... what would you give?
Toaster?
Microwave?
George Forman Grill?
Potting Soil?
Others?
Bueller? Bueller?
"Partner ads"
H/T Mulier Fortis
11 comments:
ROTFL
Very witty, Karen. Do you think that "Anonymous" will (as a Catholic) be very offended by your post too?
;-D
I certainly hope so!
The parting gift from a tour of a crematorium? An urn, obviously.
I've got it!
DUSTBUSTER!!!
(As Alf would say...."I kill me!")
LOL!!!
Kit and Stephen: LOL! And Kit, if the person wasn't particularly nice a "Dirt Devil" sans puppy.
Amen, Karen...still LMAO!
Don't you think the correct "departing" gift ought to be an ash-can?
I am completely offended that I didn't think of these comments first. I am completely ashamed of myself. The fact you are all so witty just burns me to a crisp! (Groan....)
Good ones, Gem.
Mac - Anon needs a sense of humor. The whole thing is hysterical.
Ok - my hubby thinks they should give oven mitts with the Crematorium's logo on the back...... what a sicko!
Oven Mitts!!!Yo...
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