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Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Barf-o-Rama ...Dance Travesty

If you've been sick but can't get the vomit up, stop by and see Kit at By-the-Brook's Liturgical Hokey-Pokey post.



See how far you can make it before you want to put a knife or a bullet hole or a cricket bat through your computer screen. [I made it to 18 seconds and lost it when the priest started skipping around the altar that had the monstrance WITH the Host in it.]

10 comments:

Kit Brookside said...

Ahhhhh....but had you stuck it out just a few minutes longer, you'd've seen him skipping WITH the monstrance in his hands!

Positively hyperemetic!

Tara said...

It only took me two seconds!

Stephen said...

I can't tell you how much of it I managed to endure because my eyes started to bleed and so I couldn't see my watch.

Philip said...

And David danced before the Lord... and so did Gladys, Fred, Clarice, Hedwig... I laughed. Is that a sin?

Stephen said...

Hedwig?!

Wouldn't the Hedwig Hokey Pokey involve dancing six inches forward and five inches back?

Kit Brookside said...

Phil - no, laughing at that kind of thing's not a sin....Stephen, I believe that would be six ANGRY inches!

gemoftheocean said...

I think that's six CONFUSED-as-all-get-out inches!

Every body wang chung tonight.

Stephen said...

Thanks, Karen. I'd managed - after YEARS of trying - to forget Wang Chung, and you had to go and remind me.

My therapy bill will be in the mail.

Esther said...

To quote my son "the worse part is that they mean well"

MaryW said...

Well, I'll say one thing for this parish, they HAVE a monstrance. I don't think my parish even owns one.

MaryW

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