The Time: 6 A.D.
The Place: The Sea of Galilee
Dramatis Personae: Jesus, John, the future Baptist, Mary, and Joseph in a cameo appearance
John: POLO, sheesh, are you DEAF?
Mary: Will you kids get out of the water? John, you're turning blue!
Jesus: Mahhhh-ahhhhhm!!! Do I have to, too? I don't even get waterlogged.
Mary: Yes, you're spooky. Dad wants to get the caravan packed, we're WAITING for you, young man.
Jesus: Yes, mother.
John: [sotto voce] You are *such* a goody-two-sandals.
Jesus: HEY, stop snapping your towel at my butt.
John: MAKE me.
Jesus: I *can* take you, if I felt like it.
John: You and what army?
Joseph: MOVE IT!!! You KNOW how backed up traffic got last year!