At least I can wake up glad that I was not born a citizen of India. Where else would some businessman wake up one fine day and say: "I MUST figure out a way to come up with a product better than Coca-Cola" and then reach the conclusion: "A-HA, I can beat these yankeerunningdogCapitalists at their own game. I'll manufacture a soft drink from cow's urine. A SURE winner!!! I'll be rich, RICH, ***FABULOUSLY RICH!!!!****!!!"
Sheesh. What's in the water over there? NEVERMIND.