Okay, so I'm in a bitchy mood today. But Really. Mrs. C. normally doesn't go this far off kilter -- but what in hell was she thinking? As far as I know she is not a Mennonite on rumspringa, and her budget for fabric should extend a little further than JCPenny. I didn't even know JC Penny carried fabric, but apparently they do. And Moochie. Ah, well. The one time the gown is quite acceptable ... what is with that horsecollar of a blue mess around her neck? Is that a disguised millstone? Moochie, honey. Less is more. Try a nice double strand of pearls next time. And the hemlines. Oh. Dear. It's a wonder that neither of them walked up the inside of their dresses.