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Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Smiles

Don't usually pass these on, but....

"The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree. We think 25 to life would be appropriate. - Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. - Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. - Conan
O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. - Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The
other is for housing prisoners. - Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and
it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America ! - Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. - Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. - Letterman"

3 comments:

Dominic Mary said...

Read

http://www.number10.gov.uk/news/latest-news/2010/05/president-barack-obama-calls-david-cameron-49966

and then please forward your important information to Mr Cameron - I don't think he's grasped the measure of Obama yet !

gemoftheocean said...

10-1 Zero had his fingers crossed when he made the phone call, so it "doesn't count" in his mind! Zero was probably literally giving him the finger as he spoke with clenched teeth. I notice how much less effusive the UK spokesman was! Zero was probably thinking "I HATE the British for what they did to my Kenyan father." Well, given zero's dad was a MARXIST, whatever it was that was done to zero's dad was most likely merited! Full marks to your then government for their prescience!

And we'd be much obliged if you folks over there can put some heat on the Kenyans to come up with Zeros OWN birth certificate in Kenya....Zeros African grandma allegedly said she was thrilled to be there [in Kenya] at his birth...BEFORE she realized that would be a problem for HIM...given zeros American mother had NOT resided in the US for at least 5 years after her OWN 14th birthday...which was the law at the time in order to pass on the "natural born US citizen" to her own son. Zero's mom was only 18 when she gave birth to him.

Notice how NO Hawaiian hospital is proudly proclaiming him as "having been born in our hospital." given the US tendency to note things like "Harry Truman chowed down at this very hot dog stand" such a lack is telling.

Joe of St. Thérèse said...

LOL, i needed the laugh

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