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Monday, January 25, 2010

Zero's ABCs


Not original by me, but I spotted it on the internet:


"The teleprompter is to help Bambi with his abc’s presentation. A is for affirmative-action. B is for Blame Bush. C is for Communism. D is for dictator. E is for entitlement. F is really B-plus. G is for Geithner. H is for hustler. I is for me, me, me. J is for jiving ya. K is for Kenyan. L is for lame duck. M is for madrassas. N is for what I can say (but you can’t). O is for me, me, me. P is for poseur. Q is for quota. R is for race card. S is for Sasquatch. T is for teleprompter. U inherit my wild spending. V is for vacation, vacation,vacation. W is my scapegoat. X is Tiger’s private life. Y am I still president? Z is for zip, zerO-bama. ?? Now you know your ABC’s… riding Scare Force One sure beats doing work to me. "


[]Zippy used a teleprompter today to speak to a group of grade school kids. Apparently it's the only place where a captive audience can get detention for not booing him.]


8 comments:

Joe of St. Thérèse said...

Wow, I knew Zero was an idiot, even I can speak to kids without lecture notes (or teleprompter)

gemoftheocean said...

! Yeah -- un-freakin'-- believable.

Maybe he should just make shadow bunnies on the wall and STFU!!

gemoftheocean said...

BTW, I remember one time when Bush one was talking with a bunch of really little kids -- one kid looked up and said to him "Are you really the president" [Sort of in that innocent little tone of "why would somebody so important be visiting us?]

Bush one got down to eye level with the youngster and showed him his DL. The kid was tickled, and so was Bush I!

I can't imagine zippy doing something like that!

Angela M. said...

Bwahaha! I am so sending this to my family in New York!

Joe of St. Thérèse said...

Zero would need a teleprompter to kneel let alone speak...

I'm getting more rocks for the Obama stickers..

gemoftheocean said...

Joe, I could have a "collection" of ripped off Zero stickers, had I kept th evidence....my "favorites" or those really "special" rectangular ones about Mr. History.

nazareth priest said...

If you cannot speak to a group of children without a teleprompter, something is amiss...
Either you don't know what you are going to say; or you don't believe what you are going to say. Either way...bad, very bad.

gemoftheocean said...

NP: and children can usually spot a phoney a mile away! And among their charms is they have "no edit button."

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