Wednesday, February 11, 2009

No matter how bad life can get...


At least I can wake up glad that I was not born a citizen of India. Where else would some businessman wake up one fine day and say: "I MUST figure out a way to come up with a product better than Coca-Cola" and then reach the conclusion: "A-HA, I can beat these yankeerunningdogCapitalists at their own game. I'll manufacture a soft drink from cow's urine. A SURE winner!!! I'll be rich, RICH, ***FABULOUSLY RICH!!!!****!!!"


Sheesh. What's in the water over there? NEVERMIND.


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3 comments:

  1. The Digital HairshirtFebruary 11, 2009 at 4:29 PM

    Do you take it neat or on the rocks?

    Helluva mixer, too . . .

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  2. gemoftheoceanFebruary 11, 2009 at 5:05 PM

    College fratboys can take it with a two goldfish chaser.

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  3. ThereseFebruary 12, 2009 at 2:57 AM

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Gross.

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