Thursday, October 23, 2008

Fight Sign theft with Poison Ivy!


....classic quote from Freerepublic (#45):

"The kid next door has poison ivy on his hands and arms big time. So I know he’s the jerk that ripped up my McCain sign. He can’t figure out how he got it. I asked him how he got it, then told him I’d be cuttin’ my own grass from now on. I put up another sign while the kids were in school. Rubbed it with more Poison Ivy. I’ll bet the kid rips it up again! Bwaaaa!"

WWJD? Hand the kid a bottle of Calomine Lotion? "Go now, and sin no more....and grow up, punk!"

4 comments:

  1. Such foresight! The city here is awash in Obama blue signs. God have mercy.

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  2. Do you have the Obama/Biden sign that was stolen from my best friend's yard?

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  3. Nancy - no!!!!! [I gave it to someone who needed Birdcage paper.]

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  4. hey how do you put poison ive on stuff? How did you do it. We have had some terrible vandals here

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