Sunday, June 8, 2008

Do not miss Mac's Grand Tour


Mulier Fortis: "Open Day" With A Twist...

Who knew you could tour a crematorium? In the Time Share industry after such a tour they'd leave you with some parting gifts. It occurred to me ... what would you give?

Toaster?
Microwave?
George Forman Grill?
Potting Soil?
Others?
Bueller? Bueller?

"Partner ads"


H/T Mulier Fortis
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11 comments:

  1. Mulier FortisJune 8, 2008 at 11:37 PM

    ROTFL

    Very witty, Karen. Do you think that "Anonymous" will (as a Catholic) be very offended by your post too?

    ;-D

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  2. gemoftheoceanJune 8, 2008 at 11:38 PM

    I certainly hope so!

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  3. StephenJune 9, 2008 at 9:51 AM

    The parting gift from a tour of a crematorium? An urn, obviously.

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  4. KitJune 9, 2008 at 4:18 PM

    I've got it!

    DUSTBUSTER!!!

    (As Alf would say...."I kill me!")

    LOL!!!

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  5. gemoftheoceanJune 9, 2008 at 5:16 PM

    Kit and Stephen: LOL! And Kit, if the person wasn't particularly nice a "Dirt Devil" sans puppy.

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  6. KitJune 9, 2008 at 7:13 PM

    Amen, Karen...still LMAO!

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  7. ArchAngel's AdvocateJune 9, 2008 at 11:28 PM

    Don't you think the correct "departing" gift ought to be an ash-can?

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  8. RobJune 10, 2008 at 1:01 AM

    I am completely offended that I didn't think of these comments first. I am completely ashamed of myself. The fact you are all so witty just burns me to a crisp! (Groan....)

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  9. AdrienneJune 10, 2008 at 6:13 AM

    Good ones, Gem.

    Mac - Anon needs a sense of humor. The whole thing is hysterical.

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  10. AdrienneJune 10, 2008 at 6:21 AM

    Ok - my hubby thinks they should give oven mitts with the Crematorium's logo on the back...... what a sicko!

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  11. gemoftheoceanJune 10, 2008 at 6:46 AM

    Oven Mitts!!!Yo...

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Anonymous posters are fine, but please give yourself a nickname so I know anon I from anon II. "Jack/Jill of the Amazing Wolverine Tribe" is preferable to "anonymous."