See how far you can make it before you want to put a knife or a bullet hole or a cricket bat through your computer screen. [I made it to 18 seconds and lost it when the priest started skipping around the altar that had the monstrance WITH the Host in it.]
Ahhhhh....but had you stuck it out just a few minutes longer, you'd've seen him skipping WITH the monstrance in his hands!
ReplyDeletePositively hyperemetic!
It only took me two seconds!
ReplyDeleteI can't tell you how much of it I managed to endure because my eyes started to bleed and so I couldn't see my watch.
ReplyDeleteAnd David danced before the Lord... and so did Gladys, Fred, Clarice, Hedwig... I laughed. Is that a sin?
ReplyDeleteHedwig?!
ReplyDeleteWouldn't the Hedwig Hokey Pokey involve dancing six inches forward and five inches back?
Phil - no, laughing at that kind of thing's not a sin....Stephen, I believe that would be six ANGRY inches!
ReplyDeleteI think that's six CONFUSED-as-all-get-out inches!
ReplyDeleteEvery body wang chung tonight.
Thanks, Karen. I'd managed - after YEARS of trying - to forget Wang Chung, and you had to go and remind me.
ReplyDeleteMy therapy bill will be in the mail.
To quote my son "the worse part is that they mean well"
ReplyDeleteWell, I'll say one thing for this parish, they HAVE a monstrance. I don't think my parish even owns one.
ReplyDeleteMaryW